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Crown Children

Rebbe Nachman says the deepest thing. I want to tell you something very strong:  Obviously parents are not just the people who create children, who give them life only one time.  They are the people who are responsible to give their children life continuously.  First they have to feed their bodies and then they have […] Continue reading

G-D’s Babies

Five boys, Baruch Hashem. How in the world did that happen? What I do know is that my house has been transformed into a jungle. My two older ones as of late enjoy capitalizing on my innate disgust towards creepy crawly creatures. Now they like to secretly place a plastic bug in front of me, […] Continue reading

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Daily Torah Quote

Joke of the day

poor man came to the house of an elderly couple. Unfortunately they had nothing in the house to give him except an old piece of fish “from before the time of Noah’s Ark and the flood.” Out of desperation, they served him this fish and the next thing they knew he had to be rushed to the hospital. The elderly couple, of course, accompanied him to the hospital but, unfortunately, watched him die in front of their eyes.

At the funeral the elderly woman was crying uncontrollably and her husband was having a hard time trying to console her. She was hysterically screaming, “The fish killed him, the fish killed him.”

The husband who couldn’t stand to see his wife in such a state comforted her and said, “My darling, it’s really not that bad. We had the merit of fulfilling three good deeds: Welcoming guests, visiting the sick, and escorting the deceased!”