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Crown Children

Rebbe Nachman says the deepest thing. I want to tell you something very strong:  Obviously parents are not just the people who create children, who give them life only one time.  They are the people who are responsible to give their children life continuously.  First they have to feed their bodies and then they have […] Continue reading

G-D’s Babies

Five boys, Baruch Hashem. How in the world did that happen? What I do know is that my house has been transformed into a jungle. My two older ones as of late enjoy capitalizing on my innate disgust towards creepy crawly creatures. Now they like to secretly place a plastic bug in front of me, […] Continue reading

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Daily Torah Quote

Joke of the day

Once there was a Yeshiva student going out on his first date. He went to his friend for advice. “What do I talk about with the girl?”

His friend said, “It’s as easy as pie. First you talk about love. Then you talk about family. And then you talk about philosophy.”

OK, the great moment arrives. They sit down and first he says, “Tell me honestly, do you love lokshen (noodles)?”

She says, “No, I hate lokshen.”

OK, let’s try family. “Does your brother like lokshen?”

“I don’t have a brother.”

Oh, no, this is not so simple. Let’s try philosophy. “If you would have a brother, do you think he would like lokshen?”


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